200 Gross Would You Rather Questions for Kids

"Would You Rather" is a classic game that can be both entertaining and thought-provoking. It's a great way to engage kids and spark conversations, and when the questions are a bit gross, it adds an element of silly fun that kids love. Below are 200 gross "Would You Rather" questions tailored for kids. These questions are sure to bring giggles and grimaces in equal measure!

Would you rather eat a sandwich with sardine and peanut butter or a bowl of cereal with pickle juice instead of milk?

Would you rather have boogers for teeth or teeth for boogers?

Would you rather have a head that smells like a fart or feet that smell like rotten fish?

Would you rather always talk in burps or always laugh in snorts?

Would you rather have your sweat smell like stinky cheese or rotten eggs?

Would you rather drink a glass of clumpy spoiled milk or a cup of slimy fish water?

Would you rather have your tongue look like a hairy caterpillar or your arms be as slimy as eels?

Would you rather have a giant nose that drips green slime or ears that ooze purple goo?

Would you rather have finger-sized legs or leg-sized fingers?

Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or broccoli for teeth?

Would you rather bathe in a tub of cold spaghetti or sleep in a bed of sticky marshmallows?

Would you rather have to eat a handful of dead flies or a live worm?

Would you rather have a permanent diaper on your head or wear underwear made of lettuce?

Would you rather have skin that changes color like a mood ring or eyes that spin like tops?

Would you rather have a nose that can stretch like an elephant's trunk or ears that flap like a butterfly's wings?

Would you rather eat a jellybean flavored like stinky socks or one that tastes like rotten eggs?

Would you rather have your farts sound like a trumpet or a drum?

Would you rather have teeth made of corn kernels or toenails for fingernails?

Would you rather have hair that grows like grass or fingernails that drip like candle wax?

Would you rather have a tongue as long as a snake or hands that squirt ink like a squid?

Would you rather sweat sticky grape jelly or sneeze out confetti?

Would you rather eat pizza with a topping of slimy snails or a cake iced with mayonnaise?

Would you rather have your breath always smell like onions or your clothes always smell like garlic?

Would you rather have popcorn that pops in your nose every time you sneeze or burp bubbles that float and pop?

Would you rather have a voice that sounds like a duck quacking or feet that honk like a car horn with every step?

Would you rather have a pet skunk or a pet rat?

Would you rather eat a bowl of worms or a live spider?

Would you rather have smelly feet or stinky breath?

Would you rather drink sour milk or eat rotten eggs?

Would you rather have a slime bath or a mud shower?

Would you rather have your hair made of snakes or your fingers like worms?

Would you rather have a nose like a pig or ears like a rabbit?

Would you rather sleep in a bed of gooey cheese or sticky honey?

Would you rather always talk like a robot or walk like a crab?

Would you rather have a giant tongue or gigantic teeth?

Would you rather burp bubbles or fart confetti?

Would you rather sweat slime or cry glue?

Would you rather be a human-sized ant or a tiny elephant?

Would you rather have fish scales for skin or a tail like a monkey?

Would you rather be able to only crawl on all fours or only hop like a kangaroo?

Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands?

Would you rather have a permanent clown nose or rainbow-colored hair?

Would you rather always smell like garlic or always taste like onions?

Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a parrot beak?

Would you rather be able to talk with animals or speak every language in the world?

Would you rather eat a sandwich filled with jelly worms or a pizza topped with gummy bears?

Would you rather have a head the size of a watermelon or one as small as an apple?

Would you rather be able to change color like a chameleon or have eight legs like an octopus?

Would you rather have wings but can't fly or fins but can't swim?

Would you rather have the ability to jump as high as a house or run as fast as a car?

Would you rather have earwax-flavored ice cream or booger-flavored jelly beans?

Would you rather drink a smoothie made of old fish or one made of sour milk?

Would you rather have your clothes made of wet, smelly seaweed or sticky, dirty mud?

Would you rather have a permanent pig snout or duck feet?

Would you rather only be able to eat with your feet or only be able to walk on your hands?

Would you rather have your hair turn into snakes whenever you're scared or have your skin turn blue when you're cold?

Would you rather burp loud frogs or cough tiny mice?

Would you rather have your tears be stinky cheese sauce or your saliva be spicy hot sauce?

Would you rather have a giant ant as a pet or a tiny skunk?

Would you rather have hands that always feel sticky or feet that always feel slimy?

Would you rather swim in a pool of cold soup or a tub of warm, chunky salsa?

Would you rather have your voice sound like a honking car horn or every word you say echo three times?

Would you rather always smell like a wet dog or always sound like a screeching cat?

Would you rather have spaghetti for fingers or hot dogs for toes?

Would you rather sneeze slimy slugs or cough up fluffy cotton balls?

Would you rather eat a sandwich filled with squishy caterpillars or a salad topped with crunchy beetles?

Would you rather have your body covered in sticky honey or smelly garlic paste all day?

Would you rather have a nose that constantly changes colors like a disco ball or eyes that blink sideways?

Would you rather have your head double in size whenever you're hungry or shrink when you're full?

Would you rather have your farts sound like dinosaur roars or your laughs sound like monkey screeches?

Would you rather be able to only whisper in a gorilla's voice or only shout in a mouse's squeak?

Would you rather eat a bowl of cold, slimy worms for breakfast or a plate of fried spiders for dinner?

Would you rather have your bed be a giant sticky marshmallow or your chair be a prickly cactus?

Would you rather have a tail that acts like a playful dog's tail or hands that clap uncontrollably when you're excited?

Would you rather have your skin turn green and bumpy like a toad's or have scales like a fish?

Would you rather have a tongue that can stretch 2 feet long or ears that can flap like wings?

Would you rather have your sweat smell like stinky cheese or have your hair smell like rotten eggs?

Would you rather eat a sandwich filled with slimy snails or a bowl of soup with live tadpoles?

Would you rather have fingers that constantly ooze sticky jelly or toes that always emit a squeaky sound?

Would you rather have a permanent clown nose that honks when squeezed or hair that changes color every day?

Would you rather always talk in a high-pitched squeak or always walk backward?

Would you rather have teeth that light up like a Christmas tree when you smile or hair that blows bubbles when combed?

Would you rather be able to only crawl on all fours like a lizard or jump everywhere like a kangaroo?

Would you rather have your head turn into a pumpkin at midnight every night or have your feet turn into watermelons?

Would you rather have skin that feels like sandpaper or a tongue that feels like a cat's tongue?

Would you rather drink a milkshake made with smelly socks or eat a pizza topped with pickled worms?

Would you rather have a nose that glows bright red like Rudolph's or ears that wiggle like an elephant's?

Would you rather have your voice echo like you're always in a cave or have every song you hear turn into nursery rhymes?

Would you rather have a pet dragon that sneezes fire or a pet unicorn that burps rainbows?

Would you rather be able to only whisper in a lion's roar or only shout in a chipmunk's voice?

Would you rather have your fingers turn into carrots every time you get hungry or have your hair turn into spaghetti when it's wet?

Would you rather always smell like onions when you're near your crush or always have hiccups during a test?

Would you rather eat cereal with orange juice instead of milk or eat a sandwich with toothpaste instead of mayo?

Would you rather have your elbows bend the opposite way or your knees bend backward like a bird's?

Would you rather have the ability to shrink to the size of an ant or stretch like elastic?

Would you rather have a permanent blue tongue like a giraffe or have your hair turn into leaves?

Would you rather have your sweat smell like rotten fish or have your tears turn into melted cheese?

Would you rather be able to only eat with chopsticks for the rest of your life or only drink from a baby bottle?

Would you rather have a belly button that played TV theme songs or knees that beeped like car horns?

Would you rather always have to wear clown shoes when you run or swim fins when you walk?

Would you rather have a pet dinosaur that could shrink to fit in your pocket or a pet elephant that floated like a balloon?

Would you rather have your fingers constantly covered in sticky syrup or have your hair always tangled with spider webs?

Would you rather be able to sneeze cheese puffs or cough up glitter?

Would you rather have to eat a sandwich with every ingredient upside down or drink all your drinks through a licorice straw?

Would you rather have a nose like a trumpet that honks when you breathe or ears that flop like a dog’s when you’re happy?

Would you rather have your hair turn into spaghetti when you’re hungry or your eyes turn into fried eggs when you’re sleepy?

Would you rather only be able to shout in whispers or whisper in shouts?

Would you rather eat a chocolate bar filled with ketchup or a cupcake topped with mustard?

Would you rather have feet that smell like old cheese or hands that feel like sandpaper?

Would you rather have a pet tarantula that knits webs or a pet snake that sings opera?

Would you rather have a small cloud follow you around that rained marshmallows or a tiny sun that shined cheese?

Would you rather be able to turn invisible but smell like skunk or fly but constantly drip green slime?

Would you rather have your shadow dance hilariously every time you’re serious or have your reflection in the mirror stick its tongue out at you?

Would you rather have a magical hat that turned everything you touched into jellybeans or shoes that left a trail of rainbow-colored slime?

Would you rather have to wear a suit made of lettuce or a dress made of cheese slices?

Would you rather have a nose that constantly changes scents like a scratch-and-sniff sticker or hair that plays different music styles depending on the weather?

Would you rather be able to only eat with giant forks or drink from a watering can?

Would you rather have your voice sound like a squeaky toy or have every word you write appear in invisible ink?

Would you rather have a pet kangaroo that farted rainbows or a pet monkey that burped bubbles?

Would you rather have a tail that constantly wagged like a happy dog or have wings that flapped loudly every time you got excited?

Would you rather bathe in a tub of cold mashed potatoes or sleep in a bed of overcooked spaghetti?

Would you rather have hands that felt like sticky dough or feet that squished like wet sponges?

Would you rather be able to turn anything you touch into chocolate pudding or have the power to make vegetables dance?

Would you rather have your laugh sound like a donkey's bray or your sneeze sound like a trumpet?

Would you rather be able to stretch your arms like rubber bands or have your ears expand like umbrellas when it rains?

Would you rather wear a coat made of banana peels or a hat made of watermelon rinds?

Would you rather have your fingernails taste like sour gummy worms or your hair smell like cotton candy?

Would you rather have your pillow turn into a giant marshmallow every night or your blanket turn into a large pancake every morning?

Would you rather eat ice cream that tastes like pickles or have popcorn that pops into mini hamburgers?

Would you rather have a tongue that functions as a tape measure or eyelashes that write like pencils?

Would you rather have to hop everywhere like a frog or crawl everywhere like a crab?

Would you rather have eyebrows that constantly move on their own or a nose that lights up bright neon colors when you're happy?

Would you rather be able to blow bubbles out of your ears or shoot confetti from your fingertips?

Would you rather have every movie you watch slowly turn into a cartoon or every book you read start singing the words?

Would you rather have shoes that squeak like ducks with every step or a backpack that giggles every time you open it?

Would you rather have hair that changes colors based on your mood or a nose that whistles different tunes when you breathe?

Would you rather have to eat all your meals backward, starting with dessert, or drink everything from a curly straw?

Would you rather have your shadow mimic cartoon characters or have your reflection in water always appear as a different animal?

Would you rather be able to sneeze out different flavors of jelly or burp small, harmless lightning bolts?

Would you rather have fingers that can turn into spoons or feet that turn into roller skates?

Would you rather be able to walk on walls like a spider or jump incredibly high like a grasshopper?

Would you rather have every song you sing turn into a lullaby or have every dance move you do be in slow motion?

Would you rather have to wear a hat made of fruit or shoes made of bread?

Would you rather have an alarm clock that smells like skunk spray or a phone that feels like a slimy octopus?

Would you rather have a pet porcupine that shoots out candy quills or a pet owl that hoots funny jokes?

Would you rather be able to shrink down to the size of an ant or grow to the size of a giant whenever you sneeze?

Would you rather have ears that function as radio speakers or a belly button that acts like a button to change TV channels?

Would you rather have your clothes always be slightly damp or always be covered in a thin layer of glitter?

Would you rather have the ability to make any food you touch turn spicy or have every dessert you eat be icy cold?

Would you rather have to bounce like a ball whenever you're excited or spin like a top when you're nervous?

Would you rather have a cloud above your head that rains cheese or a personal sun that shines chocolate syrup?

Would you rather wear gloves that are always filled with jelly or socks that always have sand in them?

Would you rather have a voice that can mimic any animal sound or have hair that styles itself into crazy shapes?

Would you rather be able to play any musical instrument with your feet or paint masterpieces with your nose?

Would you rather have a magical backpack that always produces random snacks or a pencil that draws edible pictures?

Would you rather always smell like old cheese after playing outside or have your hair turn into a bird's nest every morning?

Would you rather have every bath turn into a pool of wobbly jelly or have to sleep in a bed of crunchy leaves?

Would you rather be able to sneeze colorful confetti or have your laughter sound like a kookaburra?

Would you rather have feet that leave colorful paint footprints wherever you go or hands that squirt water like a fountain?

Would you rather have your skin turn bright purple when you're cold or have steam come out of your ears when you're hot?

Would you rather have teeth that could change colors like a mood ring or gums that play music when you chew?

Would you rather be able to talk to vegetables or have fruits respond to your jokes?

Would you rather have hair that grows jelly beans or ears that produce gummy bears?

Would you rather wear a coat of feathers like a bird or have scales like a fish?

Would you rather be able to turn into a blob of slime at will or transform into a block of ice?

Would you rather have a pet unicorn that burps mini rainbows or a dragon that sneezes fireworks?

Would you rather have clouds follow you around, raining marshmallows, or a mini sun that shines lemonade rays?

Would you rather have a boomerang banana that always returns when thrown or a yo-yo apple that never stops spinning?

Would you rather have your voice echo as if you're always in a mountain or sound like you're underwater when you talk?

Would you rather have every book you read start singing its words or have all your toys start dancing when music plays?

Would you rather have the ability to jump over buildings or dig tunnels like a mole at super speed?

Would you rather be able to camouflage like a chameleon or have a tongue that extends 10 feet like a frog?

Would you rather have to sleep hanging upside down like a bat or standing up like a horse?

Would you rather have your eyes glow in the dark like a cat's or have your hair stand on end like a porcupine when scared?

Would you rather have to eat all your food in liquid form or have all your drinks in solid form?

Would you rather have a magical pencil that brings drawings to life or a book where the characters jump out of the pages?

Would you rather have your laugh sound like a parrot squawking or every wink make a bell sound?

Would you rather have your dreams broadcast on TV or have your thoughts appear in speech bubbles above your head?

Would you rather have the ability to fly but only upside down or swim underwater without needing to breathe but only backwards?

Would you rather have every snowflake taste like sugar or have raindrops taste like lemonade?

Would you rather have a secret compartment in your belly button or a backpack that has an endless supply of your favorite snacks?

Would you rather be able to change your hairstyle by just thinking about it or change the color of your clothes the same way?

Would you rather be able to create rainbows every time you wave your hand or have flowers grow where you step?

Would you rather be able to breathe out bubbles or have your words come out as colorful letters?

Would you rather have your favorite toy come to life as your best friend or have a real-life dinosaur as a pet?

Would you rather be able to shrink to the size of an ant whenever you want or grow to the size of a giant?

Would you rather have your arms be as flexible as rubber bands or your legs as bouncy as a kangaroo's?

Would you rather have the ability to turn invisible but only when you sing loudly or be able to fly but only when you're laughing?

Would you rather have an endless supply of your favorite candy growing on trees in your backyard or a pool that can change into any soda?

Would you rather have pillows for hands or springs for feet?

Would you rather only be able to whisper with a voice that sounds like a trumpet or only be able to shout in a voice that sounds like a mouse?

Would you rather have a pet that's a miniature elephant the size of a cat or a giant hamster the size of a dog?

Would you rather have a tail that wags uncontrollably when you're excited or ears that flap like wings when you're surprised?

Would you rather be able to control the weather with your emotions or have the seasons change every time you sneeze?

Would you rather be able to walk through walls or have the floor turn into a trampoline wherever you step?

Would you rather have every pizza you eat be magically calorie-free or have a never-ending supply of ice cream that never melts?

Would you rather have a magic carpet that flies or a pair of shoes that can walk on water?

Would you rather be able to talk backward fluently or have the ability to read and write in every language in the world?

Would you rather have your clothes always feel as soft as marshmallows or have your bed feel as bouncy as a jelly?

Would you rather be able to play any musical instrument you touch perfectly or be able to speak to animals?