About GripRoom
A finance, economics, and pop culture community. (With bonus content for kids.)
GripRoom’s mission is to publish entertaining and informative content.
Nothing on this website is medical, legal, investment, or any other type of serious advice. This website is for entertainment purposes only. Always consult a professional before making an important decision in life.
Think of it as a site you can read when you first wake up, or before you go to bed.
(Some of the articles are written by interesting characters, and their opinions are their own.)
* Anything written by Johnny Satireo is for comedic purposes only. It is not news and is not to be taken seriously.
* Anything written by Felix Brightmore is for happiness/escapism purposes only. It is not news and is not to be taken seriously. Although it would be nice if some of them were true though, wouldn’t it?
Focus
While there will be a large focus on finance and pop culture, we’ll also be covering other topic like gaming, fashion, sports, and movies.
We also plan to manufacture and release an army of squid-men, but Engineering is having technical difficulties with the ink. Those of you who have pre-paid for your squid-monsters will be receiving a box of chocolates to compensate you for the inconvenience. Don’t eat them all in one place.
Thanks for reading and make sure to tell all your friends about GripRoom.
(This website is for entertainment purposes only.)
STAFF
Editor - Jet Marlowe
Head Writer and Graphic Designer - David Stone
Contributors - Derek Slater, Isabella Grey, Isha Tanaka, Kelly Spring, Mark Armstrong, Mary Armstrong, Bella Carbunkle, Ella Biachi, Jim Rogan, Igor Rampulsky
Biographies:
Jet Marlowe went to school at MIT. He started an engineering company which has unfortunately come across tough times. So now he’s writing articles to keep the lights on until the government unfreezes his assets.
David Stone is glad he works here but wishes he made more money.
Johnny Satireo is a highly respected investigative reporter who is widely respected across the entire field of respect. He is on a mission to hold people accountable for their missed deadlines and baloney statements.
Derek Slater is as jaded as he is pretty. He once went to a wedding and took himself as a +1.
Isha Takana won’t shut up about food.
Jim Rogan is not related to either Seth Rogan or Joe Rogan. His favorite food is lettuce.
Kelly Spring was sucked into a video game and on furlough until we can get her out of there.
Ella Bianchi enjoys the finer things in life. At this moment she’s probably taking a bubble bath, drinking fine wine, and rating Tik Toks.
Igor Rampulsky barely escaped Chernobyl with best friend, a golden retriever named Truman.
Mark Armstrong, Mary Armstrong (no relation) and Bella Carbunkle work in marketing and research.
There’s also an entire staff of engineers and programmers , but those people aren’t important since they don’t bring in revenue anymore.