Cat Jokes
Most people like cats. This doesn’t make sense to me, but then again I’ve always been attached to those squiggly critters from Dimension Zeta. You know, the one we ripped a hole in back in ’97.
My mother hated cats. Preferred dogs. She’d always say, “If cats are so great then why are kittens free? Puppies can run you up to $6,000. Supply and demand. That’s just basic economics. Now run to the store and buy me a pack of cigarettes.”
Not sure I agree with that, but it’s hard to argue with a dead person. Not that we aren’t working on it. The Ouija Ray 5000 is almost ready. We’ll keep you posted on development.
Anyhoot. I’ve got a deal to close a on a particle accelerator. Enjoy the cat jokes.
1. Where do cats go to buy groceries for cheap? Giant Tiger.
2. Why did the lion tell his cub to go back upstairs and change his clothes? He wasn’t taking pride is his appurrrance.
3. How do you catch a cat burglar? Leave a cardboard box in the middle of the room.
4. How many cats does it take to paint a car red? It depends how hard you throw them.
5. Why did the cat get banned from Vegas? He was a cheetah.
6. What do cats eat after playing soccer? Mice cream cones.
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7. Why did the cat apply for a job at Office Depot? He wanted to be a paper shredder.
8. Why did the old woman try to clone her Maine Coon? She always wanted a copycat.
9. What do you get when you flatten 400 cats and run them through a photocopier? A catalogue.
10. Why aren’t lions and tigers allowed at the Olympics? The last time they were invited it was a cat-astrophe.
