500 Would You Rather Questions for Kids

A fun list of silly questions to entertain children. Perfect for road trips and rainy days.

1. Would you rather go fishing on the Moon, or swim in the Sun?

2. Would you rather go sky diving in a lightning storm, or bungee jump over a pit of sharks?

3. Would you rather your backyard was full of palm trees, or Christmas trees?

4. Would you rather play Fortnite with the Queen of England, or Among Us with the Prime Minster of Canada?

5. Would you rather join the circus and be a fire eater, or the person that gets shot out of the cannon?

6. Would you rather see the world’s largest meteor fly across the sky, or find a tiny one on the ground?

7. Would you rather baseball was played with watermelons, or basketball was played with cookie dough?

8. Would you rather your neck was as long as a giraffe, or you had a nose like an elephant?

9. Would you rather eat a cardboard sandwich for lunch, or a bowl of sweat soup?

10. Would you rather meet a talking flamingo, or a talking orangutan?

11. Would you rather get married on a beach, on a spaceship?

12. Would you rather ceilings were covered in shag carpet, people could only say “Howdy” instead of “hello”?

13. Would you rather ski down a hill with lava chasing you, or swim away from a giant octopus?.

14. Would you rather always roll a six when you roll dice, or always roll a one?

15. Would you rather never get hot or cold, or never get sad?

16. Would you rather go horseback riding with a celebrity, or play checkers with the ghost of anyone?

17. Would you rather get huge and green when you’re angry, or puff up like a puffer fish?

18. Would you rather everything you touched turned to gold, or burst into feathers?

19. Would you rather raise a baby buffalo, or a baby goat?

20. Would you rather eat a bucket of snow, or a drink a bucket of lemonade?

21. Would you rather your head was a coconut, or a pumpkin?

22. Would you rather your secret lair be in an abandoned battleship, or on an asteroid orbiting the earth?

23. Would you rather accidently create a monster, or a supervillain?

24. Would you rather your bedroom had a firepole in it, or a fireplace?

25. Would you rather discover aliens exist, or ghosts do?

26. Would you rather drop a glass of milk on the floor, of a jar of honey?

27. Would you rather meet your favorite movie star, or your favorite musician?

28. Would you rather coat hooks were made from fishhooks, or poison candy canes?

29. Would you rather vegetables tasted like candy, or school was only two hours long?

30. Would you rather always win at video games, or sports?

31. Would you rather only listen to a single song for the rest of your life, or only eat a single food for the rest of your life?

32. Would you rather be a volcano god, or a cheese god?

33. Would you rather your feet smelled like Big Foot, or a laundry hamper full of dirty socks?

34. Would you rather bake a cake with a zombie, or brownies with a vampire?

35. Would you rather Halloween was once a month, or your birthday was?

36. Would you rather ride a three-legged horse, or a donkey that never stops running?

37. Would you rather swim in a pool of spiders, or accident eat a pie filled with spiders?

38. Would you rather genies and magic lamps were real, or leprechauns were?

39. Would you rather compete in the Olympics, or go school in Japan and everyone loves you?

40. Would you rather be a billionaire but you can’t spend any money on yourself, or be super poor but incredibly happy?

41. Would you rather farts smelled like hot chocolate, or hot chocolate was healthy for you?

42. Would you rather be a wizard, or a demon hunter?

43. Would you rather have a talking sword, or a talking horse?

44. Would you rather see a dragon in real life, or a dinosaur?

45. Would you rather visit the White House, or own a white horse?

46. Would you rather be a master sandcastle designer, or LEGO builder?

47. Would you rather swim with sharks, or dance with dolphins?

48. Would you rather find buried treasure, or a discover a new species?

49. Would you rather be the King or Queen of Atlantis, or the King or Queen of Mount Olympus?

50. Would you rather travel back in time 10 years, or forward in time 10,000 years?

51. Would you rather fight an alligator, or a hippo?

52. Would you rather never have to go to the doctor again, or the dentist?

53. Would you rather the Tooth Fairy left more money, or Santa left more gifts?

54. Would you rather be a Samurai, or a Nintendo character?

55. Would you rather be trapped in a photograph, or an old painting?

56. Would you rather life had high scores like in video games, or you could save and reload twice in your life?

57. Would you rather the streets were paved with chocolate, or cheese?

58. Would you rather eat blue cheese for breakfast every morning, or beets?

59. Would you rather visit an alien world, or talk to an alien on the phone?

60. Would you rather your superpower be that you can talk to the dead, or you that you can turn into a giant octopus monster?

61. Would you rather lose your sense of taste, or sense of smell?

62. Would you rather play chess with a vampire, or a werewolf?

63. Would you rather watch a Christmas movie every day, or a sad drama?

64. Would you rather win the lottery and then lose it all in a month, or win $1,000 but you get to keep it forever?

65. Would you rather change your first name, or your last name?

66. Would you rather take a trip to a new city, or a new country?

67. Would you rather see a star explode, or a planet?

68. Would you rather have to live the same day over and over again, or only live until you’re 30?

69. Would you rather meet your soul mate at age 60, or age 2?

70. Would you rather have a zombie hamster for a pet, or an undead cat?

71. Would you rather meet Cupid, or the Easter Bunny?

72. Would you rather eat Thanksgiving dinner every night, or Christmas breakfast every morning?

73. Would you rather get a new pair of shoes every week, or a new shirt?

74. Would you rather win a shopping spree at a toy store, or a Wal-Mart?

75. Would you rather become a ghost and haunt your friend, or a family member?

76. Would you rather have to see every movie before its released but you can never talk about it, or see them six months after your friends do?

77. Would you rather have a song stuck in your head forever, or only read the same book for the rest of your life?

78. Would you rather grow wings, or horns?

79. Would you rather sniff a monkey’s butt, or lick a gorilla’s armpit?

80. Would you rather sleep in a hammock every night, or a tent?

81. Would you rather build a fort from couch cushions, or cardboard boxes?

82. Would you rather throw snowballs in the summer, or relax on a beach in the winter?

83. Would you rather go skiing with a cat, or snowboarding with a dog?

84. Would you rather have 100 pets, or never be able to have a pet?

85. Would you rather be able to talk to animals, or speak every human language on the planet?

86. Would you rather have the power to control metal objects with your brain, be indestructible?

87. Would you rather have big feet, or big hands?

88. Would you rather jump rope all day, or skip?

89. Would you rather have swords for hands, or bazookas for arms?

90. Would you rather have a magic wand, or a flying carpet?

91. Would you rather be immune to cold, or heat?

92. Would you rather go bowling with your cousin, or ride around in a car with your best friend?

93. Would you rather smell like ants, or caterpillars?

94. Would you rather be shrunk to the size of a bug, or grow to the size of a super elephant?

95. Would you rather be a torpedo, or a submarine?

96. Would you rather catch fireflies with a giant net, or play in a sandbox with a gang of beavers?

97. Would you rather sleep in a spacesuit, or a scuba suit?

98. Would you rather have a humongous koala bear as a pet, or a dancing bear?

99. Would you rather everything smelled like chocolate, or mint?

100. Would you rather never have to brush your teeth again, or never have to brush your hair again?

101. Would you rather win at everything but everyone hates you, or lose at everything but everyone loves you?

102. Would you rather never have to get a needle again, or never have to eat vegetables again?

103. Would you rather run your own pizza restaurant, or seafood restaurant?

104. Would you rather live in a city in the clouds, or in a floating house held up with balloons?

105. Would you rather wear a Halloween mask all day, or a monkey suit?

106. Would you rather go to a birthday party every day, or a Christmas party?

107. Would you rather be super strong, or wicked smart?

108. Would you rather be born in 1905 or 1605?

109. Would you rather fly a fighter jet, or drive a tank?

110. Would you rather color all day, or play board games?

111. Would you rather play frisbee with Clifford the Big Red Dog, or go apple picking with a giraffe?

112. Would you rather live in a zoo, or on a farm?

113. Would you rather fight a giant chicken, or an army of tiny horses?

114. Would you rather fight a demon, or an angel with a flaming sword?

115. Would you rather be a character in a futuristic video game, or a novel that takes place in the year 1500?

116. Would you rather it was always snowing, or always drizzling?

117. Would you rather take a vacation to Hawaii, or Singapore?

118. Would you rather be the great violin player, or the greatest soccer player?

119. Would you rather ace all your tests, or never forget anything?

120. Would you rather live in the same house as your best friend, or your 10th favorite TV star?

121. Would you rather watch the same movie every day, or listen to the same song 30 times in a row every day?

122. Would you rather be a Ghostbuster or a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

123. Would you rather have a talking car, or a baseball bat with arms and legs that walks around and helps you with stuff?

124. Would you rather polar bears were pink, or black bears were rainbow-colored?

125. Would you rather be a carpenter, or a metalsmith?

126. Would you rather be a zookeeper, or dog trainer?

127. Would you rather put mustard on everything, or ketchup?

128. Would you rather swim to school every day, or crabwalk?

129. Would you rather be able to open any lock, or guess any password?

130. Would you rather steal the world’s most expensive diamond, or the Mona Lisa?

131. Would you rather be an elf or a reindeer?

132. Would you rather work for Santa, or the Easter Bunny?

133. Would you rather play video games for a living, or design them?

134. Would you rather be a firefighter, or a police officer?

135. Would you rather your nose was red like Rudolph, or grew every time you told a lie, like Pinocchio?

136. Would you rather your favorite artist put out a new album every month, or your favorite TV show had a new episode every day?

137. Would you rather be the world’s greatest singer, or the world’s greatest guitar player?

138. Would you rather get a letter inviting you to Hogwarts, or to the Jedi academy?

139. Would you rather ride a horse to school, or a giant cow?

140. Would you rather be transformed into a butterfly, or an owl?

141. Would you rather grow reindeer antlers, or hooves?

142. Would you rather play hockey on a frozen pond, or on a frozen river?

143. Would you rather your hair grew uncontrollably, or your fingernails did?

144. Would you rather get three wishes from a genie, or find a pirate’s buried treasure?

145. Would you rather be a Disney cartoon character, or a Marvel hero?

146. Would you rather juggle eggs, or bowling balls?

147. Would you rather play soccer on the Moon, or swim through a cloud?

148. Would you rather have lots of followers, or be the most popular person at school?

149. Would you rather go to an amusement park, or to the zoo?

150. Would you rather always have to sleep for 12 hours a day and feel great, or only have to sleep for 2 hours a day, but feel sluggish?

151. Would you rather be a professional snowman, or a professional mall Santa?

152. Would you rather live in a cupboard under the stairs, or grow up spoiled and everyone dislikes you?

153. Would you rather have a pet dragon, or a pet unicorn?

154. Would you rather fight a giant spider, or a lizard the size of the Statue of Liberty?

155. Would you rather live near an active volcano, or a river that floods every year?

156. Would you rather not be able to read, or not be able to speak?

157. Would you rather drive a racecar for a living, or be part of the pit crew?

158. Would you rather direct the next Star Wars movie, or the next Harry Potter?

159. Would you rather see a train crash, or two planes collide in mid-air?

160. Would you rather be able to re-watch your favorite movie for the first time, or re-read your favorite book?

161. Would you rather accidently buy some magic beans, or a magic pen?

162. Would you rather all colors were shades of blue, or red?

163. Would you rather plants could talk, or pets could?

164. Would you rather watch paint dry, or grass grow?

165. Would you rather be Mario, or Donkey Kong?

166. Would you rather eat at McDonald’s every day, or Burger King?

167. Would you rather get a toy with every meal, or a book?

168. Would you rather be able to read super fast, or listen to audiobooks at 5x speed?

169. Would you rather be the villain in a movie, or the sidekick?

170. Would you rather be able to dodge bullets, or breathe fire?

171. Would you rather be well off, or be broke and 12-feet-tall?

172. Would you rather be a YouTube star, or a Twitch star?

173. Would you rather learn a new skill, or a new language?

174. Would you rather Kleenex was super expensive, or toilet paper was?

175. Would you rather be Deadpool or Captain America?

176. Would you rather get in trouble for being too noisy, or messy?

177. Would you rather be the teacher, or the student?

178. Would you rather be Spider-Man or Thor?

179. Would you rather always forget bad things, or remember them super well but never make the same mistake twice?

180. Would you rather elephants never went extinct, or tigers?

181. Would you rather win the lottery, or be crowned most beautiful person on the planet?

182. Would you rather swim across the Atlantic Ocean on your back, or crawl across the Sahara Desert?

183. Would you rather work at home forever, or work in a tiny cubicle but are surrounded by friends?

184. Would you rather your best friend was a talking cat, or a talking painting?

185. Would you rather win the World Series or the Superbowl?

186. Would you rather be stuck underwater in a shark cage for a month, or stuck in a tree surrounded by hungry wolves?

187. Would you rather be a Greek god, or the King of Earth?

188. Would you rather swap bodies with a movie star, or a famous social media personality?

189. Would you rather dinosaurs were alive today, or aliens landed in your backyard?

190. Would you rather everything was on sale when you went shopping, or you always found what you were looking for at the first store?

191. Would you rather have your own soundtrack, or your own Wikipedia entry?

192. Would you rather get a new computer, or a new phone?

193. Would you rather be Dr. Seuss or Dr. Dolittle?

194. Would you rather have silver skin, or sparkle like diamonds?

195. Would you rather be a great detective, or a great thief?

196. Would you rather be a pirate captain, or the admiral of the British navy?

197. Would you rather travel over the mountains on an elephant, or a camel?

198. Would you rather someone writes a famous book about you, or makes a movie?

199. Would you rather rent a room from a supervillain, or a superhero?

200. Would you rather all jobs paid the same amount, or jobs didn’t pay anything at all?

201. Would you rather winter was 10 months long, or fall was?

202. Would you rather learn anything in 30 minutes, or be able to fly?

203. Would you rather be able to see through walls, or hover up to 15 feet off the ground?

204. Would you rather not need oxygen to survive, or water?

205. Would you rather be a dragon with blue scales, or gold scales?

206. Would you rather get lost in a blizzard, or a spooky hedge maze?

207. Would you rather search for treasure in a crypt, or a

208. Would you rather work all day in an office with someone who annoys you, or work at home but there’s a creepy clown who whispers through the wall?

209. Would you rather be able to turn sand into gold, or bricks into cars?

210. Would you rather have a pet fox, or a pet wolf?

211. Would you rather be able to quilt, or your socks never got holes?

212. Would you rather be able to part a river with your hands, or breathe underwater?

213. Would you rather go fishing for sharks, or marlins?

214. Would you rather meet someone from the past, or the future?

215. Would you rather apple juice tasted peanut butter, or peanut butter tasted like oranges?

216. Would you rather have to drink milk with every meal, or grape juice?

217. Would you rather have to eat a pancake every morning, or right before bed?

218. Would you rather university was free, or cars were?

219. Would you rather get $1,000/month for life, or your favorite charity gets $1 million/month for life?

220. Would you rather go to clown school, or learn how to program boring things like a vacuum cleaner?

221. Would you rather your favorite TV show never ended, or your favorite artist never stopped making music?

222. Would you rather be a great artist, or a great chef?

223. Would you rather brush your teeth with lemonade, or orange juice?

224. Would you rather be best friends with an enchanted suit of armor, or a magic sword?

225. Would you rather have a second head, or six arms?

226. Would you rather shoot fireballs from your hands, or laser beams from your feet?

227. Would you rather fireworks exploded every time you said something funny, or every time you won something?

228. Would you rather everything people said about you was true, everything people said about you was wrong?

229. Would you rather fight a famous wizard, or a legendary witch?

230. Would you rather put hot sauce on your breakfast food, or brush your teeth with it?

231. Would you rather visit Santa’s Workshop, or a secret temple in an African jungle?

232. Would you rather go home early from school every day, or weekends were one day longer?

233. Would you rather slay a dragon, or raid villages with the dragon?

234. Would you rather play volleyball or soccer baseball?

235. Would you rather have the same phone for the rest of your life, or the same computer?

236. Would you rather buy an iPhone or an Android?

237. Would you rather your ice cubes were made of lime juice, or fruit punch?

238. Would you rather have a fancy kitchen, or a fancy bedroom?

239. Would you rather toys were free, or food was?

240. Would you rather have to mow the lawn every day, or clean your bedroom?

241. Would you rather all your hair fell out, or your toenails did?

242. Would you rather spiders didn’t exist, or food didn’t make you fat?

243. Would you rather everyone had a Playstation, or an X-Box?

244. Would you rather go crazy from reading too many books, or watching too many movies?

245. Would you rather be stuck in your bedroom by yourself for a year, or stuck on the Moon for 15 months but you get a robot to talk to?

246. Would you rather be a traffic cop, or a mall cop?

247. Would you rather be a lumberjack, or a forest ranger?

248. Would you rather live forever as a vampire, or die young as a movie star?

249. Would you rather win a baking competition, or a chili competition?

250. Would you rather everything was easy, or everything was hard but had prizes?

251. Would you rather be an Olympic rower, or the coach?

252. Would you rather take a trip to Europe, or Africa?

253. Would you rather see a moose, or a polar bear?

254. Would you rather learn how to play the bagpipes, or the harmonica?

255. Would you rather go camping in a redwood forest, or the frozen tundra?

256. Would you rather explode if you ate vegetables, or chicken wings?

257. Would you rather get a cake every day, or a fresh batch of cupcakes?

258. Would you rather be a vulture, or a racoon?

259. Would you rather know who built the pyramids, or what exactly happened to the dinosaurs?

260. Would you rather blow bubbles with an ostrich, or juggle with a fire monster?

261. Would you rather run to the mall, or skate to the park?

262. Would you rather wear antlers on your head for a year, or an uncomfortable hat?

263. Would you rather never take a bath again, or never brush your teeth again?

264. Would you rather breakfast was banned, or lunch was?

265. Would you rather win a prize at the fair, or ride the Tilt-a-Whirl all day?

266. Would you rather be chased by a spooky clown, or a dinosaur?

267. Would you rather everything tasted like bananas, or apples?

268. Would you rather meet a leprechaun, or a unicorn?

269. Would you rather have the #1 music track, or the #1 most watched video?

270. Would you rather fight a giant, or a cyclops?

271. Would you rather be the captain of a starship, or the chief engineer?

272. Would you rather be a screenwriter, or a director?

273. Would you rather walk across Russia on your hands, or swim to Australia?

274. Would you rather see a polar bear fight a dragon, or a horse fight an alien?

275. Would you rather go horseback riding with your best friend, or skydiving?

276. Would you rather eat a 10-pound bag of raisins, or an entire tray of muffins?

277. Would you rather crush a can with your forehead, or your feet?

278. Would you rather be Princess Peach or Daisy?

279. Would you rather be Yoshi or Toadette?

280. Would you rather be Legolas or Aragorn from Lord of the Rings?

281. Would you rather be Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel?

282. Would you rather meet Ruth Bader Ginsberg or Michelle Obama?

283. Would you rather be a TikTok star or become Instagram famous?

284. Would you rather never text or call again?

285. Would you rather never look at yourself in the mirror or never be able to reverse when you drive?

286. Would you rather take photos when you blink or send texts in your head?

287. Would you rather be an Olympic soccer referee or gymnastics judge?

288. Would you rather have a middle or side part in your hair?

289. Would you rather run from a tsunami or an erupting volcano?

290. Would you rather wear earrings or a necklace every day?

291. Would you rather only eat bananas or strawberries for the rest of your life?

292. Would you rather walk across your state/province or bike across your country?

293. Would you rather become a professional skier or snowboarder?

294. Would you rather meet a Kardashian or a Jenner?

295. Would you rather be a professional athlete or a successful model?

296. Would you rather gain five pounds or lose fifty?

297. Would you rather move a hundred miles north or south?

298. Would you rather have a twin or a sibling ten years older?

299. Would you rather hike up a mountain or surf on a huge wave?

300. Would you rather only drink apple or orange juice?

301. Would you rather own a large farmhouse or a downtown penthouse?

302. Would you rather dance hip hop or contemporary?

303. Would you rather sleep for six or twelve hours every night?

304. Would you rather wake up to a slap in the face or a bucket of water being poured on you?

305. Would you rather have simple, modern décor or traditional, whimsical décor?

306. Would you rather sleep on top of a mountain or in a desert?

307. Would you rather be super-fast or super strong?

308. Would you rather fart whenever you blink or pee whenever you swallow saliva?

309. Would you rather have the power to manipulate metal or grow plants in an instant?

310. Would you rather skydive from a plane or bungee jump from a cliff?

311. Would you rather get a tattoo on your forehead or cover the rest of your body in tattoos?

312. Would you rather live in a shack with perfect weather or a mansion in the tundra?

313. Would you rather be the manager of a company or the retired boss?

314. Would you rather scuba dive with sharks or swim in a pool with dolphins?

315. Would you rather receive a basket of sports equipment or technological goodies?

316. Would you rather eat a Kit Kat or an Aero chocolate bar?

317. Would you rather eat sand on a beach or maple leaves in a tree?

318. Would you rather be a leader of evil or a follower of good?

319. Would you rather eradicate world hunger or disease?

320. Would you rather everything you own is made of flannel or silk?

321. Would you rather go hunting or fishing?

322. Would you rather have a large belly or hunched back?

323. Would you rather work in a cat café or with elephants at the zoo?

324. Would you rather live in a tent or sleep in the school library?

325. Would you rather play every instrument or speak every language in the world?

326. Would you rather eat your eggs scrambled or fried?

327. Would you rather paint your nails black or red for the rest of your life?

328. Would you rather hibernate all winter or eat raw salmon every day?

329. Would you rather only drink from a curly straw or a water bottle?

330. Would you rather crab walk or cartwheel for a mile?

331. Would you rather time travel fifty years in the past or future?

332. Would you rather have your hair or fingers turn into marshmallows?

333. Would you rather lose your sight or hearing?

334. Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

335. Would you rather shoot laser beams from your eyes or heal super fast?

336. Would you rather get a puppy or newest gaming system for Christmas?

337. Would you rather grow a flower or vegetable garden in your backyard?

338. Would you rather go digging for gold or diamonds?

339. Would you rather be street smart or book smart?

340. Would you rather be a journalist or be in the news story?

341. Would you rather be rich and anonymous or a rich celebrity?

342. Would you rather wear a ballgown or ugly clothes every day?

343. Would you rather be the conductor of a train or a lifeguard?

344. Would you rather be born great or achieve greatness?

345. Would you rather be extremely muscular but have no strength, or be extraordinarily strong but have an average body?

346. Would you rather sleep with a pillow that’s always cold or a weighted blanket?

347. Would you rather become a doctor or a veterinarian?

348. Would you rather be charming or beautiful?

349. Would you rather stay young forever or have unlimited money?

350. Would you rather have an evil alter ego or lose all your teeth?

351. Would you rather live without a sense of time or never own a cellphone?

352. Would you rather only eat sweet or savory food?

353. Would you rather take a bath or a shower?

354. Would you rather keep your last name or take your partner’s?

355. Would you rather climb a tree or go down a waterslide?

356. Would you rather star in an action movie or a romcom?

357. Would you rather bake your own bread or make a steak?

358. Would you rather become the President or a Supreme Court judge?

359. Would you rather be a jockey and ride racehorses or a show jumper?

360. Would you rather have an abnormally large head or feet?

361. Would you rather fight a chimpanzee or a baboon?

362. Would you rather someone bring you fresh flowers every day, or a box of chocolates?

363. Would you rather plant 50 trees, or grow a vegetable garden?

364. Would you rather be a lifeguard, or deliver food?

365. Would you rather travel to England, or China?

366. Would you rather have arms like an octopus, or fangs like a vampire?

367. Would you rather win a free car, or a free boat?

368. Would you rather go on a winter vacation, or a summer vacation?

369. Would you rather it was Valentine’s Day every day, or Easter?

370. Would you rather eat a bag of apples, or oranges?

371. Would you rather smell like a cow, or a pig?

372. Would you rather walk around on your hands all day, or with a super runny nose?

373. Would you rather run your own zoo, or movie theater?

374. Would you rather be rich with no friends, or poor but have 50 best friends?

375. Would you rather be Instagram Famous, or Tik Tok Famous?

376. Would you rather meet a ghost, or a werewolf?

377. Would you rather start your own company, or work for someone else?

378. Would you rather mow the lawn every day, or clean the entire house?

379. Would you rather visit the Moon, or any country of your choice?

380. Would you rather win a lifetime supply of healthy food, or junk food?

381. Would you rather be famous for being awesome, or smart?

382. Would you rather follow your favorite band around the world, or your favorite author on a book tour?

383. Would you rather lick a frozen pole, or jump in a frozen lake?

384. Would you rather catch a huge fish, or trap a rabbit?

385. Would you rather know for sure if aliens are real, or if vampires are?

386. Would you rather swim to work, or rollerblade?

387. Would you rather it snowed every day, or never snowed again?

388. Would you rather meet a yeti, or an invisible parrot?

389. Would you rather have a pet hedgehog, or a pet mini pig?

390. Would you rather eat super sour candy, or 100% dark chocolate?

391. Would you rather everything you touched melted, or turned to gold?

392. Would you rather hide your superhero identity forever, or tell your 10 closest friends?

393. Would you rather be the next Bachelor/Bachelorette or be on the camera crew?

394. Would you rather be a coal miner, or a deep-sea fisherman?

395. Would you rather not see any friends for 1 year, or never be able to see them on a Saturday?

396. Would you rather win a free horse, or a cow?

397. Would you rather be able to make magic carpets, or magic swords?

398. Would you rather be the King of Dragons, or the King of Werewolves?

399. Would you rather have a water slide in your backyard, or a bouncy castle?

400. Would you rather koala bears were everywhere, or monkeys were?

401. Would you rather your best friend turned into a mouse, or a snake?

402. Would you rather fly over a volcano, or get lost in a hedge maze?

403. Would you rather fight Medusa, or the Minotaur?

404. Would you rather have a new dinosaur named after you, or a new type of bug?

405. Would you rather jump on a trampoline all day, or have to build a life-sized LEGO castle?

406. Would you rather be trapped in a Star Wars movie, or a Christmas movie?

407. Would you rather never eat any tomato-based products ever again, or milk-based?

408. Would you rather go to school with peanut butter in your hair, or chocolate?

409. Would you rather win a puppy, or a kitten?

410. Would you rather be a magician, or a circus clown?

411. Would you rather never get tired, or be able to lift up to 900 pounds?

412. Would you rather meet Superman or Batman?

413. Would you rather they remake Indiana Jones, or Back to the Future?

414. Would you rather play basketball, or football?

415. Would you rather get any job you want, or meet any person you want?

416. Would you rather travel to Canada, or Hawaii?

417. Would you rather eat a truckload of French fries, or chocolate cake?

418. Would you rather bake Christmas cookies all day, or make Halloween costumes?

419. Would you rather start your own blog, or YouTube channel?

420. Would you rather carrots were pink, or grapefruits were polka dot?

421. Would you rather meet a talking zebra, or a fish that could sometimes see the future?

422. Would you rather not have a fear of heights, or spiders?

423. Would you rather your socks weighed five times as much, or your shirt did?

424. Would you rather the shower was always cold, or sleep without a pillow?

425. Would you rather be Harry Potter or Voldemort?

426. Would you rather fight an army of gorillas, or orangutans?

427. Would you rather work the night shift, or the day shift but you get paid half as much?

428. Would you rather run a breakfast restaurant, or a dessert restaurant?

429. Would you rather win a hotdog eating competition, or win first place at the science fair?

430. Would you rather turn into a butterfly every night, or a cloud?

431. Would you rather eat a Christmas cookie or cotton candy?

432. Would you rather be poor and visit every country on Earth or be extremely wealthy but stay in the same four-block radius your whole life?

433. Would you rather ride a camel or a donkey?

434. Would you rather go to prom every year of high school or go once but you win prom queen/king?

435. Would you rather have four or twenty hours of sunlight a day?

436. Would you rather swim with alligators or sharks?

437. Would you rather become the president or a judge on the highest court?

438. Would you rather live on a deserted island or in a busy city?

439. Would you rather go to prison for ten years or die at 60?

440. Would you rather have perfect hair or teeth?

441. Would you rather only eat meat or vegetables?

442. Would you rather become a singer or a rocket scientist?

443. Would you rather be in foggy or snowy weather?

444. Would you rather be very smart or beautiful?

445. Would you rather have perfect posture or never get hang nails?

446. Would you rather own your own business with an average income or be successful working for someone else?

447. Would you rather always be in a good mood or eat whatever you want without gaining weight or affecting your health?

448. Would you rather play Mario Kart or Super Smash Bros?

449. Would you rather drink pop or coffee?

450. Would you rather study biology or accounting?

451. Would you rather know everything in the universe or find your soulmate?

452. Would you rather play hide and seek in a haunted house or a lush garden?

453. Would you rather be an international lawyer or a scuba diver?

454. Would you rather be a dairy or meat cow farmer?

455. Would you rather read poetry or sing karaoke?

456. Would you rather become a secret spy or a celebrity chef?

457. Would you rather become a lumberjack or a professional poker player?

458. Would you rather be a hip hop or ballet dancer?

459. Would you rather race or jump horses?

460. Would you rather watch Elf or The Nightmare Before Christmas?

461. Would you rather take swimming lessons or be the instructor?

462. Would you rather be a teacher or a nurse?

463. Would you rather have an Australian or Canadian accent?

464. Would you rather eat earwax or a toenail?

465. Would you rather eat squid or octopus?

466. Would you rather eat deer or moose?

467. Would you rather eat cake or pie?

468. Would you rather go to New Zealand or Hawaii?

469. Would you rather grow carrots or asparagus?

470. Would you rather have freckles or a beauty mark?

471. Would you rather take every photo with a flash or without one?

472. Would you rather control the weather or never be able to die?

473. Would you rather become royalty or rich without the fame?

474. Would you rather eat a bagel with lox or scrambled eggs?

475. Would you rather drink a hot chocolate or a hot apple cider?

476. Would you rather be a professional acrobat or horseback rider?

477. Would you rather climb a mountain or go down a waterslide?

478. Would you rather it always be autumn or spring?

479. Would you rather have one best friend or ten medium friends?

480. Would you rather be a housekeeper or a nanny?

481. Would you rather work a job you love for low pay or one you hate for high pay?

482. Would you rather be a professional basketball or soccer player?

483. Would you rather live in the tundra or in the desert?

484. Would you rather only use a knife or spoon for the rest of your life?

485. Would you rather eat tree bark or sand?

486. Would you rather win a Grammy or an Oscar?

487. Would you rather eat a sour candy or a sweet one?

488. Would you rather eat a candy apple or taffy?

489. Would you rather own a private jet or a yacht?

490. Would you rather have extra long feet or hands?

491. Would you rather write a novel or direct a movie?

492. Would you rather be on Broadway or in a Blockbuster movie?

493. Would you rather live in France or South Africa?

494. Would you rather be able to breathe fire or fly?

495. Would you rather eat chicken hotdogs or beef ones?

496. Would you rather go out for sushi or Korean BBQ?

497. Would you rather be the photographer or be in the photo?

498. Would you rather go geocaching or snowboarding?

499. Would you rather go snowshoeing or sledding?

500. Would you rather eat a hundred worms or crickets?