How to Break Up with Someone Over Text - 30 Text Messages You Can Use to Break Up with Your Annoying Boyfriend or Girlfriend

When breaking up with someone you’ve been dating for more than a few months, you should do it in person. And do it in a private place. Be respectful. But some people don’t deserve respect. They’re jerks. They get a get text and then a block when they start freaking out.

Here are 30 texts you can send to Chad or Karen that apply to a variety of situations.

1. I don’t normally break up with people over text but for you I’ll make an exception.

2. You know how people are always talking about “The Friend Zone?”

3. If I pay you back for the coffee will you promise to never contact me again?

4. I don’t think we have the bare minimum in common to continue this relationship.

5. After much consideration, I have decided that we will be taking our relationship to the previous level.

6. Thanks for the date yesterday, but I don’t think it’s going to work. Actually, no, I’m positive it’s not going to work.

7. I enjoyed getting to know you, but I think that’s where we’ll stop.

8. You and me are done-zo.

9. I didn’t block you, I just stopped replying to your messages because I don’t like you.

10. I’m looking for more than just a fling. I want a commitment and monogamy. You want video games.

11. Go away. You bother me.

12. You suggested a threesome on our first date. I recommend not doing that in the future.

13. When I’m with you my resting heart rate doesn’t change. That’s how boring you are.

14. I’m not interested in continuing this relationship. I would rather crab walk across a bed of molten rock.

15. It’s clear to me now that we both want different things in life. I want to be happy, and you make me miserable. Do you see the conflict there?

16. We started dating a long time ago in a galaxy far far away but now Disney owns Star Wars and things are just so chaotic right now with The Mandalorian and all those other great shows they just announced so that end I’m sorry but you’re too old to begin the training.

17. I have too much going on to date someone right now. Give me a call in five years and we’ll see what’s what.

18. You’re not the person you were when we first started dating. Or maybe you are but I was just distracted back then. Anyway..

19. I need to concentrate on my work. I mean, I don’t really, but at this point even work seems exciting compared to our relationship.

20. I told you I wanted to take it slow and you rushed things. I feel like that was a pretty simple request.

21. I can’t trust you. You seem like someone who would steal a toaster and sell it for drug money.

22. All my friends think I should break up with you. That’s how universally disliked you are. Think about this before you open your mouth in your next relationship.

23. My New Year’s resolution is to be a fun and loving relationship. That being said…

24. I would like to cancel my subscription to this relationship.

25. You’re so great and amazing and you’ll have no problems finding someone new. It’s just a coincidence that today is Opposite Day.

26. It’s not me, it’s you.

27. If you and me were a gymnastics move we’d be the splits.

28. You know sometimes you lose a sock in the dryer and it doesn’t bother you because the sock had a hole in it and you were going to throw it out anyway? You da sock.

29. I never thought the whole rose-colored glasses was a thing, but after six months it’s obvious now that I was just into you because you were good looking.

30. I met someone else and in retrospect I have no idea what I was thinking when we first started dating.