Motivational Quotes for Keeping Your New Year’s Resolution

Do you know we beat the Soviets to the Moon? Engineering, hard work, and good old-fashioned motivational speakers. Former presidents tell me motivation is important. You can either look for motivation through quotes and ideas, or you can get through 50-year-old whisky. I don’t know about you but that sounds expensive. Plus, alcohol is full of calories. Our nutrition department tells me calories are what’s responsible for weight gain.

I told them that sounded like hogwash. But we ran out of jelly to stuff in the donuts, so we’ll run a little experiment until we get it back in stock. I’ll avoid the jelly donuts, and you do that thing you’ve been putting off for a while now.

How’s that grab you?

Smart guy.  Did you know Muhammad Ali once starred in a Broadway musical?

What a world.

Refill it with water. Drink eight times a day.

The original stovepipe hustler.

Ever since I was a kid, I only slept five hours a day. Some people are like that. Don’t fight it. Instead, fight to urge to lay in bed all day reading Twitter.

Or maybe 30 minutes. 30 minutes of fitness a day is all you need to get in shape. We’re not bringing any couch potatoes with us to Mars.

You want a job on the Red Planet? Grab some dumbbells.