Freedom Convoy 2022 Jokes

1. Why did the convoy organizer throw her phone into a volcano? She wanted to unfreeze her bank account.

2. Why did the trucker cancel his vacation? He was on the no-fly list.

3. Why do Ottawa children admire the police? They’ve never asked one for help.

4. Why would a broken clock make a better police chief than Peter Sloly? Because if you throw the clock at a protestor it might get them to leave.

5. Why don’t prisoners support the convoy? Because prisoners know what it’s actually like to lose your freedoms.

6. Why did the trucker get mad at Dollarama? They didn’t sell Canadian flags with an upside-down maple leaf.

7. When will a trucker put a mask on? When they go to the hospital and want services from real heroes.

8. Why do truckers think honking a lot will overthrow the government? Because they have brain damage from long Covid.

9. What do you call a convoy BBQ in negative 30-degree weather? Redneck Winterlude.

10. Why was the bylaw officer afraid to ticket the illegally-parked truck? He didn’t want to risk the crowd surrounding him because he might catch Covid.

11. Why aren’t some truckers afraid of having their bank accounts frozen? They spent all their money on Tim Horton’s and hand warmers.

12. What do you call a trucker’s kid holding a sign in support of the convoy? A hostage.

13. Why doesn’t Jim Watson want Ottawa citizens to show up to counter-protests? Because he’s afraid they’ll take the LRT to get there.

14. What do you call a group of truckers blocking critical infrastructure to force political change? A cry-baby parking lot. (Alternative punchline: Terrorists.)

15. Why Chrystia Freeland release the Kraken? Because she wanted to go shopping at the Rideau Centre.

16. Why do truckers in Ottawa have a hard time finding Tinder dates? They only swipe right on family members.

17. Why did the resident of Kent Street throw eggs at a truck? She heard they were asking for food donations.

18. Why aren’t the occupiers worried about their trucks being vandalized in the night? Because most of them have already done that themselves.

19. Why did the truckers set up a bouncy castle? They wanted to practice living with padded walls.

20. What’s the difference between a trucker and a sack of potatoes? You can have a conversation with the potatoes.

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